Twilight Fangirls (TFs) are typically young, fanatical female fans of the Twilight series of books/films & may be identified by their Hot Topic Twilight tees. TFs travel in small organized groups, or at Twilight-sanctioned events, in larger unorganized packs. Ear protection is a must for bystanders when more than 10 TFs have gathered. TFs should be approached with caution by non-Twilight fans, and safety guidelines should be followed. NEVER state aloud that you are not a Twilight fan, have never read the book(s), or find 'Breaking Dawn' unrealistic in any way. If threatened, back away slowly & repeat calmly "I read the Isle Esmee chapter 27 times!". TFs' greatest wish is to stalk the set of any Twilight film, or - SQUEE!!! - to meet Robert Pattinson.
Twilight Fangirl #1 "OMG, did you hear Rpattz is on the set in Vancouver?"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"
Twilight Fangirl #2 "I KNOW! Let's go camp outside his hotel (or the hotel we THINK he's at) for 3 weeks!"
TF #1 & TF #2 "SQUEEEE!!!"
by bikechick August 14, 2009
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That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015
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The point at which fangirling becomes a personality trait rather than moments of weakness when seeing something or someone relating to their "affection".
by itsaboutwritingwithheart February 23, 2015
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Just saying something to do with a fangirls fandom will usually lead to them frantically crashing into the room youre in making high pitched sounds that to you might sound meaningless, but to other fangirls will make total sense
Just saying something to do with a fangirls fandom will usually lead to them frantically crashing into the room youre in making high pitched sounds that to you might sound meaningless, but to other fangirls will make total sense
Person : Dean Winchest-
*loud crashing noises*
*sound of footsteps*
Fangirl: ASDFHIHEWCBEDIHBQQDIYCBFQEYULCQGEDTOUCEDQVTOQWDVUWVUTWSYVQDWGUVWXUK WHO THE HECKLES JENSEN ACKLES SAID THE NAME OF BABY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Person: fangirling again?
Fangirl: *nods while spasming on the floor*
*loud crashing noises*
*sound of footsteps*
Fangirl: ASDFHIHEWCBEDIHBQQDIYCBFQEYULCQGEDTOUCEDQVTOQWDVUWVUTWSYVQDWGUVWXUK WHO THE HECKLES JENSEN ACKLES SAID THE NAME OF BABY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Person: fangirling again?
Fangirl: *nods while spasming on the floor*
by Sabrielxdestiel April 5, 2015
Get the Fangirling mug.Someone who really likes sans undertale likes them so much they start to fangirl over them, pretending that they are sans' wife, even though sans is a fictional character. If you try to talk some sense into them, they'll just keep coming at you with shitty videos of their oc killing you.
Fangirl: OMGG!!!!, I THINK SANS IS SOO CUUTEE!!!!!!
Sensible human being: you know sans isn't real?
Fangirl: BUT I WANT HIM AS MY HUSBAND!!!!! I'M HIS WIFE NOW
S.H.B.: But he's a fictional character.
Fangirl: FRICK YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE A KILLING VIDEO ON YOU!!!!
S.H.B.: you're just another sans fangirl.
Sensible human being: you know sans isn't real?
Fangirl: BUT I WANT HIM AS MY HUSBAND!!!!! I'M HIS WIFE NOW
S.H.B.: But he's a fictional character.
Fangirl: FRICK YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE A KILLING VIDEO ON YOU!!!!
S.H.B.: you're just another sans fangirl.
by rshiba April 18, 2019
Get the sans fangirl mug.A rabid breed of human female who is obesessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Similar to the breed of fanboy. Fangirls congregate at anime conventions and livejournal. Have been known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obesessions.
by Sita Snape May 2, 2003
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