fandi

1. a dirty slug
2. a dirty snail
Kill that fandi, I dont want it in the backyard.
by Britney911 May 31, 2005
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Fandy

To be a complete asshole; Not caring about anyone but yourself; Fat, Gross, Hairy.
"I can't believe he did that. Fuckin' Fandy."
by guy2008 May 13, 2008
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Fandy

Whilst slightly drunk, a young man and his friend were trying to think of what a camp female would be called. "Dandy" meaning a flamboyant male, it appeared that there was no such word for females.

Thus, female and dandy were combined to make "Fandy".

Fandy - A camp, perhaps homosexual female.
She's such a fandy!
I am the fandiest man!
by Lat July 01, 2004
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Fandy

A Fandy is found on slightly fat men with shaven pubic hair. The Fandy is only noticable when a man is sitting down, nude or pantsless.

As a consequence of the man's "little bit" of extra weight, when the man sits down, it looks like he has a chubby, shaved vagina.
When he took his pants off and sat down, I realised he had a big fat Fandy!
by Fanders Tracy May 28, 2009
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Fandy

Don't worry! Everything will be fandy!
by LoopyLou1 January 07, 2017
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Dark Fandy

A sexual practice in which a man blindfolds his partner and proceeds to preform surprise anal sex. Only applicable when the woman is an anal virgin.
Brian's girlfriend had always been a bit of a prude, but was pleasantly surprised when he got her with the dark fandy.
by The Sanchez Collective February 16, 2009
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Fandy

An Extra Janky foot tattoo of Family.

Or another version of Fancy.
You fandy!
by Redfeaje June 07, 2018
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