family jewels

Male testicles.

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."

by x January 22, 2003

family jewels

A man's balls and cock

"he got kicked in the family jewels"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019

Family Jewels

Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.

Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

The Family Jewels

Emo era.

Black lipstick, black dress, yep. This is The Family Jewels era.

by unicornbae September 8, 2016