family 

A dysfunctional group of narcissistic morons hell bent on making you insane.

My family sucks.

family by IAmAPenguinGuy October 4, 2013

Family 

Fuckers who manipulate you your whole wide life and later kill you.

-family-

Family by Un4chanit August 11, 2018

family 

people you love and love you back, not neccessarily blood or biological, but you trust them and they trust you, and they take care of you and you take care of them.

i live with a mom,dad,sister,brother, but my family is you guys(my friends)

family by tardcake September 19, 2006

family 

A bunch of people who are forced to talk to each other. Half the people want to strangle each other. You often like the pet better than you like the people. The worst part is the dreaded family reunion where you meet family members you didn't even know you had...like the one drug addict or the one member of your family that managed to get into Harvard.

I don't wanna go to this family dinner.

I wanna strangle my brother.

I like my dog much better than I like my siblings

family by roux-ga-roux July 30, 2016

Family 

In family life - love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds us closer together, and the music that brings harmony. They'll be there for you through good times, and in bad times.

When trouble comes your way, you family will always help you and are always on your side, no matter what

Family by Gdoggz September 12, 2011

family 

A word used to force you to do things you don't want to do.

1. So you're going to leave your family just like that?
2. You have to forgive him he's your family, who cares if he shit in your cereal and raped your dog.

Family is overrated.

family by Wompa One December 18, 2007

family 

group of people who have all been inside the same vagina.

-creation of family-
Dad comes in vagina

Child come out

family by julopez November 27, 2011