THE FALLING PIMP TREE

TO PIMP SLAP A HOE BYE FALLING FORWARD LIKE A TREE THAT JUST GOT HIT BY LIGHTNING THEN EXTENDING ONES ARM IN THE OPPISITE DIRECTION THEN USING THE MOMENTUM YOU JAPSLAP THE SKIN OFF THAT BITCHES FACE FOR NOT PAYING UP WHAT HER TRICK ASS OWES YOU DATS THE FALLING PIMP TREE!

TRIK BETTER HAVE MY COINS OR ELSE SHE GONE GETS THE FALLING PIMP TREE

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 27, 2011

Falling in love

Something that will light up your day, or destroy you in every way. You feel vulnerable, like you’re living in a dream world. Even if the person doesn’t react the way you’d like, falling is probably one of the greatest things someone can experience. When all you want to do is be with, and spend your time with that person, no matter how far from your reach. It’s like being on a rollercoaster, one day you’ll be high on emotion and out of nowhere they’ll be a drop. Falling in love is probably one of the strongest feelings, anyone can feel. They’d be on your mind all day, and when they text you your heart flutters. Losing them breaks you to your core. Whether it’s them ignoring you, moving, drifting, death, or simply losing interest, it feels like apart of you is missing. You have spent all this time consuming your thoughts, and maybe even your time to this person, and now that they’re gone, it’ll take time to mend that scar. Falling in love is floating, and something you should cherish

Crush: What’s falling in love?
Me: Exactly what i’m doing with you.

by sxnia._ July 11, 2019

Falling Fun Bags

Adjective
Tits moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.

My tits are falling at an accelerated rate. They are falling fun bags

by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Falling Down

A bad ass movie produced in 1992 starring Michael Douglas and Robert Duvall in which a man whose life sucks ass abandons his car in a LA traffic jam and goes on a crime spree. Worth watching in conjunction with Office Space after having a day that really fucking pissed you off.

Falling Down was by far the most fucking awesome shit in the discount DVD bin at the mother fucking grocery store!

by The Asshole July 24, 2008

Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009

goat falling

something that you see on urban dictionary right next to first definition

Hey, have you seen goat falling GIF on ud?

by Notmelol123 February 14, 2022

Front Following

When you happen to be walking the same way as the person in front of you, but since your not following them, it means that they are following you...from the front.

Guy 1: I hope it doesn't seem like were following these people, they've been walking in front of us for like 3 blocks.

Guy 2: Naw Man, they're front following us. Stalkers...

by ellykay;) November 30, 2010