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Facebook Fable

When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.
Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?

Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?

"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"
by Bjarke January 16, 2008
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mission failed we'll get em next time

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.
Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time
by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016
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fallen angel

Someone who is currently going through rough times or has had a bad past (Depression, abuse, self harm, family issues, ect). Normally someone who has a lot of inner beauty and some external beauty.
Abbey: You're such a fallen angel
Shelby: What do you mean?
Abbey: You have a rough past and have some issues but you're the nicest person I know.
by rainbowbanda November 14, 2015
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Fallen Kingdom

I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay

They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say

One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
And that was when I ruled the land

It was the creepers and Skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight

As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead

I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine calls my name
Better to take a stand
And that was when I ruled the land
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guy1: hey bro, you remember fallen kingdom?

guy2:NO WAIT DON-

guy3:I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay!
by MinecraftMan2:ElectricBoogaloo February 21, 2020
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test failed

When you drop and 8-ball, run out of ink, touch enemy ink, break the orb, break a fail balloon, run out of time oh my fucking god, and like 10 other creative ways for C.Q Cumber to kill you
You ran out of ink, test failed
by iddunno March 22, 2021
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Fallers

Fans of the Disney cartoon show Gravity Falls.
"Nikki told you she has a crush on Dipper? OMG all of our friends are Fallers now!"
by Tom the Fanboy July 6, 2013
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I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019
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