Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

fadoozer

One who is a fucking loser.

Joe is such a fadoozer, I can't believe he didn't buy me that lap dance!

by Jon and Rob March 7, 2004

floober

When you are going down on a girl and you sneeze into her cooch.

Jesse's Cooter was so dusty I gave her a floober while I was down there.

by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003

Flooberdoober

The male sex-organ, or penis.

As the incredibly attractive young lady walked past, I had a desire for her to become intimately aquainted with my flooberdoober.

by mercinary July 17, 2009

floober

An oversized marijuana cigarette. AKA, joint.

Yo, pass that floober to the left, man!

by Flaste September 16, 2006

floober doobin

some one who acts like an idiot, smokes illegal substances, or is a noob at online games

"Hey you floober doobin, give me back my abby whip!"

"Stop huffin my crack you floober doobin! Thats for my after dinner snack!"

by Shtewkitteh June 16, 2009

Fahdoofer

When you dick slap a girl in the face it makes a "FAHDOOF!" sound.

Fahdoofer

by .:FAHDOOFMASTER:. October 31, 2009