The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"
by Brownsfan02 July 03, 2012
An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"
by Jim Fields September 02, 2005
by Lock October 17, 2007
The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.
1a.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!
by King Jazza Falcon April 02, 2009
(Fal-cone Pawnch)
Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.
Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.
Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.
Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 02, 2008
1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*
2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*
2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
by Rei Hano February 13, 2009