Falcon Punch 

1: Captain Falcon's signature move.
2: The answer to everything.

1:
FALCON... PUNCH!!! *sends Luigi flying off*

2:
Anna: What's the square root of 44?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Anna: What about 134?
Brandon: FALCON PUNCH!!!

Falcon Punch by Rei Hano February 12, 2009

Falcon Punch 

1. a move used by Captain Falcon from the F-Zero series; a destructive punch that when launched takes the form of a flaming falcon

2. a internet meme that is referred to as the strongest thing in the world and can not be rivaled by anything, commonly used as something to destroy something the user finds useless or annoying; internet meme used to ban something

Ex. 1 Person 1: Man I just failed my my math test...
Person 2: You know what to do...
Person 1: Falcon Punch!

Ex. 2 Chat Room Participant 1. Come to this site in order to gain free Wii hacks!
Chat Room Moderator : Falcon Punch!

Falcon Punch by ShadowXChaos August 24, 2009

Falcon Punch 

The cure to teen pregnancy.

Girl: I’m pregnant!

Guy: O Rly?!

Girl: Ya Rly!

Guy: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!

Girl: OMG Noooooo

Guy: K thx bye (runs)

Falcon Punch by JokerBoody August 8, 2008

Falcon Punch 

A finishing sexual position. Bed doggystyle. When the male is in the process of ejaculation, he shouts, "FALCON PUNCH" and thrusts with all his might, consequently knocking his partner off of the bed and decreasing her stock by one.

"We were making love all night long in my room and it was so magical that I had to end it with a Falcon Punch. It was beautiful."

Falcon Punch by CairoFalk October 24, 2009

Falcon Punch 

To focus a legendary amount of EPIC and WIN into one's fist, then delivering the force while screaming "FALCON PAWNCH!!!" It can destroy everything, including your mom, who's fat... It can only be delivered by those who have balls of steel

Man 1: Yo, so John was being an asshole, so I Falcon Punched him...

Man 2: So where is he now?

Man 1: I dunno

Falcon Punch by WINCANNON December 27, 2008

falcon punch 

The act of pulling out of a woman during intercourse, then punching her in the vagina so far that your fist reaches her uterus from the inside. The act is most effective when used completely at random and accompanied by screaming "falcon punch!"

"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Hey, why'd you..."

"Falcon punch!"

"FUCK NO"

falcon punch by Dmitri B December 3, 2006

Falcon Punch 

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

Falcon Punch by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009