fake

a person who tries to act cool but never realizes how foolish they're acting. they may think everyone likes them, but don't know that every one of her "friends" are talking shit about her behind that persons back and are using them for their money or car then tells them way later that no one likes them to make them feel like fucken shit.

by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.

"omg that girls such a fake, maybe if she stopped trying to be cool ppl WOULD be cool with her"

by jycottonmouth May 4, 2007

fake

Internet Forums' new curse word used to describe remotely ANY possible video on the internet. The level of negative energy that is emitted by FAKE is comparable as that to an annoying movie goer who spoils the movie that you watch, or the viewer who spoils the magic trick that you see, or the viewer who suffers from an inferiority complex and copes by demeaning the essence of any form of media by babbling of how something is fake.

"Omg, did you see the guy who was shot in the face? That was so fake!"
"I saw this vid where someone threw his monitor down 2 floors. That was so FAKE!"
"I just saw a video about anything. that was so FAKE!"
"Did you see the video about the cat who chased the ball? That was so FAKE! They dubbed in the ball with a greenscreen! See? You can see the lines!!!!!1111"

by Franico November 11, 2006

fake

Someone who acts like your friend and to have your back but when shit happens they confess what you did when you’re not in their presence i.e. someone who only cares about themselves, weather consciously or not.

bro he wrote a witness statement against me instead of staying silent he is fake af

by bequeef January 12, 2019

fake

not real

ja rule

by stepho July 7, 2003

fake

"an intimate understanding of the non-existence of an authentic self"

Holden Caughfield is fake af, my dude.

by godisdeadinside November 26, 2016

fake

One who takes innumerable amounts of pictures of oneself (see: picture whore) in an attempt to appear naturally photogenic, and be able to conceal one's true mood or feelings towards another individual or clique.

Tom: Man, that Courtney girl is totally into the same shit as me, and she's smokin too!
Roy: Ah dude, forget about it, she's fake.
Tom: Oh. Damn.

by lmaobourghini June 11, 2006

fake

if your bitch moans and looks you in the eye its fake

by Anonymous May 9, 2003