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Fakespeare

That which is uttered that doth sound of the Bard but cometh not of his pen.

(Fake + Shakespeare = Fakespeare)
1) Fakespeare of the punning style, such as this Richard-III-esque line: "Now is the winter of our disco tent."

2) Fakespeare of the "damn, I've forgotten my line" style, such as: "The king wears heels; yet O! I know not why."
by Operactress May 17, 2011
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fakism

The act of being involved in a conversation or situation with one or more people in which they are being fake, phony, unreal, dishonest, and/or two-faced regarding a person or a personal attribute.
I can see that there is a lot of fakism going on in that house and I'm ready to confront them.
by KingV September 16, 2016
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fakaleiti

Girl 1: OMG, he's so hot!
Girl 2: I know! Too bad he's a fakaleiti
by aouttr November 2, 2010
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fakasian

aka fakazn (rhymes with vacation) an asian who follows mainstream white American culture. Style, dress, hair and dating.

A complete phony who refuses to accept her Asian heritage under any circumstances. She only dates white men and only has white friends. Sometimes fakasians hang out togehter but they usually plot to eliminate the ohter token fakasain.
"I took my fakasain on vacation. It was wild!"
"check out the fake boobs on that blond fakasian!"

"oh my fave fakazn! i love ur abercrombieeee!"
by yourbestfriend2009 August 21, 2009
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fakation

Having time off from your real job but being so busy that you end up working harder than you do at work.
"Dude, you have like a week off!"

"Yeah what a FAKATION. I've got more to do now; I'd rather be at work."
by EmmaSez December 22, 2008
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Fakality

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !
The fakality of my workplace is unbearable
by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010
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Fakist

Fakist or Fakism - a person or thing who practices being fake, and fakeness in general.

- a "not real" individual

-freakishly fakish behavior

-possibly could have contracted fakism from someone else

Acronym - Realism
"I hate how so many people are becoming such Fakist's these days, did you get the new bieber single?"

Politicians, various workers in the service industry, and pop culture.
by The Halfmen December 16, 2011
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