Fjord

The act of crossing a fjord by way of walking, running, hopping or jumping on fallen trees and rocks.

The troubled child found fjording a nearby creek to be a rather enjoyable and uplifting hobby in the wake of his depression.

by Lancer Larry May 20, 2009

fjord

A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes, usually pined for by the Slumbering Norwegian Blue Parrot.

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

by ParaTr00p3r March 15, 2009

Fajardo

A port city in Puerto Rico, which has ferries to Culebra and Vieques which are Islands controlled by the government of Puerto Rico. The home of the original Pina Buena soda factory, which today is the national soft drink of Puerto Rico. This fact makes "Fajardenos" The most bad ass Puerto Ricans out there.

"I will take the ferry in Fajardo to go to Culebra."

by SinChin April 10, 2009

Fjord

The name fjord is a Viking name meaning dangerouse or crazy. Fjord is certainly one of a kind. Although nobody wants to admit it, Fjord is a disappointment. He doesn't need drugs or alcohol, because he is already mentally crazy. Most Fjords are in a mental hospital, if not they soon will be.

"RED ALERT!!! FJORD IS APROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!!"

by Doctor of pie February 24, 2021

Carlo Fajardo

A very handsome Filipino who got swagger over a "hunned-tillion".

Damn I want to have a Carlo Fajardos babies

by onlytheTRUTH October 24, 2012

lauren fajardo

The most beautiful women you will ever meet and no matter what the circumstances she will always stick by your side while still being funny and charismatic.

Dude, I think everyone has a crush on Lauren Fajardo, but I think she likes that Zach kid.

by SmartCondom101 December 28, 2017

fjord fever

when a black person lusts after a white person; see also: jungle fever
used in Party Down Season 2 Episode 4

man: hey did you see that white girl getting after that black guy? major case of jungle fever.
man two: nah man you got it reversed, that's fjord fever.

by sometimesitsok November 14, 2011