Fartism

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).

David just subscribed to fartism yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, religion.

by CreeperDude567 April 19, 2020

Mass Favoritism

The act of making each member of a group seperately think that they are your favorite member

My teacher told me I was her favorite student in her class. I later heard her telling another student the very same thing. I then realized she was commiting mass favoritism.

by Thistlesifter September 4, 2017

favoritism

favoritism is what the people here at urban dictionary use..they let u put hate definitions on people they dont like but if u like a rapper or a band they dont like and try to define them in a positive way they will deny ur definition becuz the people who work here are self centered ass holes who need to get a real job
go f yourselves urban dictionary

have u putten any definitions of lil wayne your favorite rapper on urban dictionary?
no they have favoritism and dont like him so they wont let me oh and i believe its called urban dicktionary

by URBANDICTIONARYisbogus August 9, 2009

Fabritising

false or fabricated advertising

Example of Fabritising: Male enhancement adds that Fabritise about gaining inches or fad diets that Fabritise about loosing inches or pounds in a ridiculous amount of time.

by Diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

fartism

the act of farting uncontrollably. usually after eating a giant can of beans.

last year in summer camp johnny won the fartism award

by kelly furtado November 4, 2008

Fairyism

The state of being a fairy.

Gerard Way should really try to hide his fairyism better.

by Intrnetdad June 6, 2015

In-group Favoritism

When a member of your tribe/church/cult says/does something stupid, and you choose not to call them out for it.

Synonyms: God's Love

Jimmy was concerned about Timmy's use of broadly inclusive language to slander those of brown persuasion, His In-group favoritism prevented him from pointing it out, because he understood the context.

by senor~ mik June 27, 2016