failatio

The act of giving a blowjob so poorly that the male is caused to masturbate himself to completion.

Guy #1: Dude that chick was smokin, did you fuck her?
Guy #2: Yeah, but only after she gave me failatio!

by jtf81 October 14, 2009

Failtagonist

Some one who causes a fail, makes a person fail.

Anthony- Agh, move your ass, i'm playing online.

Leslie- Why should I?

*Anthony avatar gets avatar get shot down*

Leslie- *Laughs* Fail!

Anthony- Leslie your a damn Failtagonist!

by FailNavigator. October 12, 2010

Fapathon

The art of fappin in a horrendous fashion. To fap for countless hours, days or weeks.

My mother caught me in one of my Fapathon's the other night Jim.."That sucks." Said Jim.

by Exodous September 18, 2008

Faithon

The ongoing tenacious moron in the never ending quest for a good ass pounding from a large french man's dong that he calls thor. Soon to be artificially inseminated and 9 months later the same pesterous wound which walks this planet has been cloned.

SO i was hunting Faithon's last weekend in the "good part" of Compton, but then i realized that all i had to do was go to Colorado where the fried hippies are located to kill these wondrous mammals.

by Sir Walter the Dubba April 19, 2011

faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

Failationship

A failure of a relationship.

Cuthbert and Lillyana decided to stop seeing each other because their relationship had turned into a failationship.

by Adam Charles Richards May 22, 2009

failthink

1.Any thought process that focuses on the problem and stops there. 2.Any thought process leading to self pity, or feeling like a victim. 3.Any thought process that discourages free thinking for yourself or those around you.

Statements made by those using failthink: I cant. You can't. That's impossible. I was gonna try but. Its too hard.

Johny: I was going to manifest something beautiful in this world but then I realized how big and ugly it is so I give up. Its to much to take on. And by the way, you should probably start worrying about how you are going to pay for retirement.

Sally: That's failthink Johny. Live the dream brotha. Your calenders and clocks are slave organizers. You can be or do anything this time around. Don't listen to the tv or the radio or the polititians, that's just a bunch of failthink. You know what time it really is.

by AWetdream November 27, 2009