Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.

text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x

by fluorescent June 22, 2009

Faggaphobia

Scared of faggots

When I see gay people I have a Faggaphobia meltdown. Because I don't want to become one

by IowaRedneck May 5, 2018

fagophobia

fear of gays or lesbians

rednecks have fagophobia.

by zoltan10000 May 13, 2005

fagophobia

someone’s who’s scared of fags, or scared of someone who’s smoking fags

ahhh !! she’s smoking fags, i need to run in fagophobic (fagophobia)

by Robbie Rottanigan February 12, 2019

fagophobia

Fear of homosexuals, or so known as gay people.

"I cant go to that party Shaz, ever since I heard that Terry confessed to Joshua, I've been terrified ever since. You know I have fagophobia.."

by CatShaz April 11, 2022

Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004