fagmuffin

One who is queer and is lacking nuts.

Diane and Jase are such fagmuffins!

by Xenon Hot Xenon May 31, 2006

fagmuffin

somebody who is a fag and a muffin at the samee timee.

joelle: hey that muffin looks fagtarded.
fab: why yes it does.
riss: zomg its fagmuffin.
all 3: woahhhhhh.

by fabsicles May 21, 2008

Fartmuffin

someone who brings an unpleasant vibe into an already good atmosphere

What a fartmuffin, he just killed the entire party

by RichForever November 20, 2017

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fugmuffin

An insult aimed at a friend, not really to offend, implying they have become one partial to pastries and other baked delicacies. Up their arse.

also, if you're feeling festive and original
-anal baker lord
-rectal muffin ingestor
-pastry-face

"Ben... will you bake me some pastries?"
"No I cannot do that... Keep rowing"
"Ben, You're a fugmuffin"
"Silence in the boat!"
-(chortle chortle)-

by The Eloquent and Esteemed Eric and Nick (and Charlie) January 11, 2008

Fagmuffin

n: A very flamboyant male who makes homosexual references, inquires, body language.

Hey Bob, see Dick over there? He's a goddamn fagmuffin, let's go donkey punch him.

Damn fagmuffin.

by The Ù December 9, 2002

Fagmuffin

Someone who acts like a total queer. If you see someone you would classify a fagmuffin, initiate wordCode Rainbow/word.

Man, look at that fagmuffin, thank God I don't know him!

by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003