fagtastrophy

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.

Cukr is a fagtastrophy.

by Ali Merv January 11, 2009

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.

I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.

by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010

fatastrophy

when somebody is so fat, he or she will end up screwing things up with his/her massive body weight.

if somebody/some group is extremely fat and annoying to you and people around them

"did you see that group of tourists over at the ice-cream shop?"

"yeah dude what a fatastrophy!"

ugh i cant believe Tyler tipped the river raft with his fat ass!

yeah what a fatastrophy

by rubberooster October 23, 2011

Faptastrophe

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

by captainsusan February 28, 2013

Fatastrophic

Describes something that is so fat or unhealthy that it is catastrophic to your health or well-being. This can include thoughts or actions.

Example 1.) I want a cupcake but eating one would be so fatastrophic.
Example 2.) Did you see Jimmy at lunch? He ate a whole large pizza all by himself, that is so fatastrophic!!
Fat Obese Overweight Unhealthy Catastrophic Binge Health

by Krissyalynn July 11, 2016

Fagtastrophe

An overly gay man or women has had a major accident that has the capacity to be lethal.

Chase had a horrible fagtastrophe last night man.

by Sloot looker May 22, 2018

fantastrophe

fan·tas·tro·phe
A moment or circumstance in fantasy sports that suggests a significant loss that could pertain to a performance, player, owner or match-up.

My draft was a fantastrophe.

by winreaper April 13, 2014