fatalanche

The cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. Most commonly seen on chubby pubescent girls.

"Will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the McDonald's line"

by Leha May 13, 2005

fapalanche

Masturbating in the snow, with so much power it causes a minor avalanche.

I...Oh no... FAPALANCHE! RUN!

by Anonymous4386-53760865e7 March 7, 2011

Fatalanche

Alt Def: When the flesh rolls of a morbidly obese individual land on you while sitting at a sporting event, public performance, or on a plane, bus, or train.

Ex. Jack almost got buried in a fatalanche when a giant fat kid sat next to him at the Tiger’s game.

by zookpr April 16, 2009

Vagalanche

The ensuing avalanche of vaginas that occurs to someone when they are so cool.

Dude, do you like me new haircut? I better wear my Avi beacon because there's about to be a vagalanche up in this mofo.

by cdettwei March 8, 2020

Vagalanche

When a woman is so obese that the fat rolls topple down over the top of her vagina like an avalanche.

Guy #1: "Man, Char has gotten fat."
Guy #2: "No kidding. Before heading in you'd need a condom and a GPS in case of a vagalanche."

by wocka wocka July 2, 2012

Flabalanche

A person carrying lots of fat and flab, often wearing leggings

Ew, it's a flabalanche!
That is well manky -that fat momma's peach leggings, flabalanche!

by User_87 December 12, 2014

Flabalanche

What falls out of your T-shirt when you are pulling your hoodie over your head...

She refused to take off her shirit in the hot tub in hopes that no one would mention her flabalanche.

by BorderlineBarbie June 18, 2016