Skip to main content

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.
by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012
mugGet the faster than a scalded dog mug.

Faffery

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
mugGet the Faffery mug.
Related Words

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker August 9, 2006
mugGet the faster than a cat can lick its ass mug.

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.
I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.
by quik406 August 10, 2010
mugGet the Chair Farter mug.

free farter

One who lets farts fly without any attempt to conceal them.
Grandma has no shame about dropping loud farts, even when she has visitors over. She's a free farter.
by Big Nu March 11, 2012
mugGet the free farter mug.

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
by saylor February 15, 2007
mugGet the fasterbate mug.

fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.
theac fanterbates to BVA
by genmay June 8, 2004
mugGet the fanterbate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email