Someone who is exceptionally good looking on Facebook or other social media websites. When you view them in person, they are quite the opposite.
Nick: "You see that dime update her new profile picture today?"
David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."
Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
David: "Yeah man, but she is quite the Facebook Myth. You'll see her in class tomorrow. Busted."
Nick: "Ahh..I'll save these photos into the spank bank though."
by Mitts the Tits October 18, 2012
Get the Facebook Myth mug.Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.
Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"
by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016
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by Rae$ December 28, 2016
Get the Facebook Live mug.A facebook mom is usually a single middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single moms on facebook about their kids personal lives. Also a big believer in commenting on every post.
“My mom is such a Facebook Mom”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”
“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”
“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta”
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”
by ilikemen:) April 11, 2021
Get the Facebook Mom mug.A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.
Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.
by j-rocka1337 July 10, 2010
Get the facebook mug.One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.
Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.
by Johnnie Appleseedling December 1, 2011
Get the Facebookophobe mug.A question a person puts as their status they can easily find out by typing it in google, rather than wasting time and typing it in facebook and waiting for a reply, google does it in (0.06 seconds)
Facebook Attention Question Ex: Hey people, how do I make it so that it says where I'm at on here, you know, the locations thingy!?
by Facebook User34 January 18, 2011
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