fattivity

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat

john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.

by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008

faptivism

First pioneered by Jason Russell in March 2012 faptivism is the practice of vigorous fapping as a means of achieving political or other goals often through public demonstrations, fap mobs etc.

"did you hear that the kony 2012 guy suffered a mental breakdown?"

"nah, he had just resorted to faptivism, he was the first ever faptivist, a real hero."

by groucho marx August 1, 2012

faptivity

a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company

What'd you do this weekend?

Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.

Word.

by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss September 28, 2011

fractivist

n. Person opposed to liberating hydrocarbons from their dark prison under the earth.

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Another fractivist says his bath water catches fire. Whiner.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

festivist

A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress

I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist

by blocked April 1, 2007

Fastivities

Festivities done in a fast and loose and mostly drunk "ridic" manner.

"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"

by RoverAFG November 12, 2011

Fagtivity

An activity involving males that seems semi- or often overwhelmingly homo.

Arthur: Hey, me and the guys are going to a hotel for the weekend, would you like to join us? We just going to hang out and do some manly things without women.

Tyrone: Umm..............No!! I dont think so mann.....seems like a fagtivity to me homie.

by shenti March 14, 2009