Factress

'Fat-Actress' for short. A female Factor (Fat-Actor). Can be shortened further as 'F' i.e 'Oh man did i really score that F last night?! Damn!'

'Man are you gonna need a matress for that factress?'

by Baron Von Redbeard January 18, 2009

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Fatcrastinating

Procrastinating by way of eating- or becoming fat. Putting off doing an assignment (or any type of work) by eating something instead.

Yeah, I had a paper due at midnight but I ended up fatcrastinating for an hour with a bag of popcorn.

by BPiH September 11, 2012

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factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012

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Factastraphy

When you spit bars to real and the other dude starts to cry.

This situation has become a real factastraphy
It's a bad thing don't you agree
This dude be crying for his mommy
But really he ain't got nobody

by Balakay14 January 25, 2019

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factasm

A fact that involves something erotic or sexual.

(as made popular by Mark Pritchard of www.1trackmind.com)

Kevin Pezzi: Did you know that Graham Crackers and Corn Flakes were both created to inhibit the sexual appetite?
Mark Pritchard: Wow, that's a pretty cool factasm.

by TilzyJosh December 9, 2008

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