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facile

Something that is facile is something that is simplistic and that ignores complexities and nuances.

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The current state of mainstream news analysis. The current state of (especially) Western or domestically internal political discourse regarding the issues of the contemporary world. The soundbite, the blurb, the blog. An explanation that fits in a browser screen-- an easy answer that can be bandied about in place of an informed, researched position. Facile articles are easily clickable news links on the Web, such that little or no sourcing or evidence is cited.
Person A: Muslims attacked us on 9-11. The Taliban needed to be taken out for harboring Al-Qaeda.

Person B: That rationale is facile. Haven't you considered for a moment that the Mujahideen were supported previously by the U.S. in Afghanistan? It's not so simple, you moron.

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Person C: Hey, I read on a reputable news blog that Christ was invented by the Flavians to soften first-century Messianic Jewish insurgents against Rome.

Person D: As an agnostic, that is something I would like to believe; however, I think this is a facile story concocted by New Atheism in order to further an anti-religious agenda. What might be better is approaching an historic-religious understanding of ourselves and each other in the world we actually live in, rather than intensifying such harsh polemics in the face of a Fascist global system that will use any divisiveness to sic us to one another's throats for its own gain.
by Loveable Bastard1 October 14, 2013
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Fagcicle

A person who is cold and is being a faggat
Dayum, its so cold out here you look like a fagcicle.
by stop farting February 25, 2010
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firebreathing fagcicle

someone who is lazy and often does nothing. sleeps, eats, and plays world of warcraft. he spacializes in pooping and cutting meat. hm. often doesnt shower for weeks at a time and has to be beat up and pushed in the bthroom in order to take one and then he STILL comes out for a ciggerette. often farts in peoples faces in bowling alleys finds it funny while people call him a fag while he dances to "girls just wanna have fun." if you meet one of these their name may often adam,
"you see that guy over there"
"yea he has greasy hair, looks fat, eats alot, and just fatrted in the little kids face."
"wow. whatta firebreathing fagcicle."
by fagcicleneice July 7, 2009
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fapcicle

The result of fapping in a cold environment and having your hand freeze, usually after the effect of being colder than a polar bear's cock
Dude, last night was so cold, I got a fapcicle!
by andres11 November 7, 2013
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