Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.

I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Black Mesa Research Facility

A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.

The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.

by The Wing Man December 25, 2018

Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.

Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!

by Hankscolts November 27, 2011

facilities management

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER

“NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY”

by LongJohnJohn September 9, 2020

dr.facilier

a black ass voodoo nigga who tries to become rich off the white mans penis

Did you here about the witch doctor Dr.Facilier he is way to greedy.

by smart nibba September 25, 2018

facilities

bathroom, rest room (usually public) (origin probably Canadian slang)

After quaffing four beers, Joe made a run for the facilities.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005