Faceborked

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.

"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."

by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009

faceborking

faceborking is when you use facebook.com to find out information about people.

faceborking is terribly addictive and normally means you monitor someones life through their online activity, wall posts and photos.

shouldn't Pierre be here?
No he's having LUNCH.... I've been faceborking him

by ilovelunch.co.uk May 14, 2011

Faceworm

Someone who feels the need to comment on everyone's Facebook status, isn't funny and contributes nothing.

Daniel made another idiotic comment on my status. The guy never shuts up, he's a total Faceworm.

by tagz September 22, 2013

facecorked

To be smacked in the face by a champagne/wine cork.

To painfully transform from full make-up to semi-make up in 0.5 seconds.

To point a champagne bottle inwards so as the cork targets one's eye.

Faceraped by champagne.

To become cyclops-like.

You, a champagne bottle, and some s and m.

All: "Yay happy birthday Emma!"
Emma: "Aw thanks, champagne for all!" *pops champagne cork violently in eye and collapses*
All: "BITCH GOT FACECORKED!" :D

"Wow, what's wrong with that girl Emma?"
- "she walked into an airborne cork"

"Hey, isn't that Emma over there? What happened to her face?"
-"the champagne bottle called her a slut, then taught her a lesson."
"ha facecorking is fun to watch".

by Corkfacayed March 29, 2011

faceword

A portmanteau that utilizes the website Facebook. Verb form: facewording.

After a night of facebinging he decided to create his own faceword.

by kilooneniner October 27, 2011