Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?
You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009
Get the face-pooping mug.The act of going on Facebook while drunk, specifically the comments left and messages sent by a drunk person while on Facebook which are typically misspelled, unrecognizable, funny, and/or creepy.
He was totally faceboozing last night, just look at the comment he left on my page: "Hey just wanted ti say hey ur hot theres nothig to do late at night. WHy didnt you return my text message im a ggod guy and we should hagne out more whe nmy roomate leaves i will come over to your room to asy hi im persom ok bye"
by justsaying May 22, 2007
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A spin-off from the more commonly known act "drunk dialing" this occurs when a person is intoxicated, logs on to his facebook account and makes an unusually high number of comments, not limited to exes (ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends, whatever the case may be) but to his entire facebook friends list and sometimes his friends' facebook friends lists as well (depending on the level of intoxication). Emboldened by alcohol, he thinks every comment he's making is funnier than the last one he just made and won't stop until he experiences actual passing out (sometimes occurring mid-commenting and on his keyboard).
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
(See also Facebook Walk of Shame, Facebook Hangover)
John: Why did Bob grab my case of PBR and close the door to his bedroom?
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
Mary: He's drunk facebooking tonight because he hasn't talked to his parents and friends back home in such a long time. Tomorrow his profile picture will be of a unicorn humping a hippopotamus and his status update will be a blanket apology to those he may have offended as he nurses that inevitable facebook hangover.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.
by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009
Get the Facebooking Fool mug.The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.
"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!
by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 6, 2012
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Get the facebooking mug.In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.
Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.
by dribbledrool February 7, 2009
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