facepoopin

When it takes a minimum of 30 minutes to take a dump because facebook is distracting.

When josh takes a shit it takes all day. He be facepoopin

by Glock179mm July 30, 2016

Facelooping

facelooping (verb, gerund) from to faceloop (noun, infinitive); When a reference from one Facebook comment string or Chat loops over to another, sometimes between the original set of people, but sometimes on someone else's page entirely.

"Hey, why did Nance ask what the plural of dwarf was on my status update on Facebook this morning? It had nothing to do with dwarfs."

"Oh, she was facelooping -- we were talking about dwarfs earlier and she knew I woud see it."

by stryscribe February 3, 2010

facepoo

Verb. A portmanteau of 'facebook' and 'poo'.

A term used to describe checking facebook (or other social network sites) while sitting on the toilet, most commonly with a laptop.

Facebook Status Update: 'Woke up late this morning, having a quick facepoo before work.'

Steve: 'Hey man I tried calling you?'
Dom: 'Sorry, I was having a crafty facepoo and couldn't reach my phone.'

by E Burroughs August 15, 2010

facepooing

To creep on facebook while on the toilet during a number 2 session.

O man i was facepooing some highschool friends today, and i didnt know kenny had a kid.

by cachuga July 16, 2011

facepooking

Facepooking is the act of reading, and responding to your facebook timeline, while relaxing and taking a poo. To Facepook someone.

I am sat busily Facepooking my friends in what is otherwise considered 'dead time'.

by Nunnintheuk January 21, 2014

Facepoon

The act of planting your vagina on some one's face.

Out of nowhere, she fucking facepooned me. That bitch.

by Facepoonberg May 5, 2009

Facebooping

The Lazy art of sitting on the bathroom throne exploring/posting on Facebook while performing a #2.

Dude, I totally commented on your status while I was facebooping!

by El Jefe Mariachi March 5, 2011