facekicker

A person who has kicked you in the face.

"You kicked me in the face, you fucking facekicker!"

by kyarorain December 9, 2008

facebicker

to argue about something on facebook

I just wanted to check my facebook notifications, but somehow I started to facebicker with someone and I've been online for an hour now.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

facebickerer

A person who is always arguing about things on facebook, similar to a troll

Just ignore that guy, he's known to be a facebickerer

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

facedick

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

by BigRig January 8, 2009

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

facebickery

Arguing (bickering) back and forth on Facebook. This is especially annoying when two Facebickerers hijack someone else's thread and air their dirty laundry to everyone who is out there and no one who cares.

Fucking Todd and Lisa had to jump on my thread about Jim's party and launch into some Facebickery about their failed relationship! Assholes.

by tuftskinstoo October 22, 2011

facesick

Feeling sick on the face. Rash on the face red and sore face

I have facesick. My face has a rash on it feeling sore and red.

by Alcoha April 29, 2019