Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

facedick

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

by JO from RI September 12, 2012

FaceMucked

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.

Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!

by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011

FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born

(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

facefucker

losers who spend their day fucking around on face book instead of working because they THINK the world wants to know about their day.

They never get their work done because they're to busy being a facefucker

by r2kal February 1, 2009

facefuckable

A person deemed attractive enough for further inquiry after having looked his/her picture up on the facebook

Did you check out the girl I told you about?
She's definitely facefuckable.

by Mulligan S. Tew July 16, 2006