Facedriving

Using Facebook whilst driving, usually in violation of state or local laws and with total disregard of the safety of yourself and others.

Timmy was charged with vehicular manslaughter after running over six children while facedriving.

by mikehasacat October 3, 2018

facrediting

When a person is looking for their credit card in their wallet at the register.

Your buying groceries and holding up the whole line, you are then facrediting.

by John McKinly December 13, 2008

facedicking

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

by facedicker December 9, 2008

Facelining

v)The act of leaving excess foundation on the side of your face, leaving a very visible difference in color between your head and the neck down, making your face to seem more tanner and leaving an outline around your face.

I did not inform my freind of her facelining acts because of my secret she had let leak out a month ago.

by Carmen Fernandez February 23, 2009

Facedialing

- Using facebook messaging to drunk dial your ex girlfriend

He was drunk and instead of drunk calling his ex-girlfrend, he was Facedialing her a message on facebook

by theFacedialer April 2, 2011

faceriming

The act of using facebook and playing skyrim at the same time.

Time to go do some faceriming.

by Dangina1 January 7, 2012