facecock

During the foreplay stage of a sexual encounter, the male participant(s), without provocation or explanation, repeatedly thrusts his erect penis into the face of another individual.

My roommate couldn't seal the deal, so he facecocked that ho.

We were about to fuck, but he facecocked me.

by Art Cocheese September 30, 2007

facecougar

An older milfy sporting woman who asks to friend younger guys on Facebook for fantasy purposes and to polish her game so as to a better bar-room performer in real life. See also facehooker.

Joyce is a facecougar, but she's OK by me

by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

facecrush

A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.

I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.

by firstpitch December 9, 2008

facecount

The number of "friends" you have on Facebook.

A: Joe is such a faceslut.
B: I know. His facecount is, like, over a thousand.
A: And he'll poke just about anyone.

by phoenix1xs January 9, 2009

facemouth bitch

Someone who talks to damn much.

That facesmouth bitch told everyone I got arrested.

by Skeetshooter May 10, 2005

facecock

When a person is wearing braces, his/her face and mouth tends to look as if they are sucking/blowing on a cock, hence the word is formed.

You're a facecock because you have a metal mouth.

by syusyu January 7, 2010