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facefuck

to stick your dick inside one's mouth and repeatedly jab it down their throat.
I want to facefuck Joe Contreras.
by corpse grinder July 11, 2003
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faceduck

the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.
i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.
by ajf541 January 1, 2011
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Facefuck

When someone is having sex with someones face eg: when a guy grabs a girl by the back of her head and vigorously pushes her face onto his cock fucking her mouth just like her pussy or ass
#Mick grabbed Renee by the back of her head and shoved her face onto his cock shoving his hard cock into her mouth and fucked her face so hard and fast like he just did to her pussy Renee knew her face was about to be facefucked hardcore
by Likeabossbitch June 25, 2016
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facebucket

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?
by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009
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Facebukkake

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.
Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?
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FaceMucked

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.
Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!
by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011
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facebukoholic

She was a facebukoholic
by Anaasdf August 18, 2010
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