Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.

Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.

by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010

Facebookalich

The gremlin that attacks your Facebook account and makes your posts appear multiple times. This also explains the other strange aspects to Facebook such as virtual gifts that have no value and randomly poking people - things that just don't make sense.

Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

You (posted in comments): Oh no, you've been attacked by the Facebookalich. Turn off the computer NOW!

by Elheru July 19, 2010

facebookless

someone who wants a facebook but isn't allowed and instead hacks into friends facebooks and looks for everyone they know facebook and wishes they could read their walls

person #1: hey are you on facebook?

person #2: no im facebookless

person #1: oh.

by AJ the Awesome! November 8, 2009

Facebookatheist

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.

I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.

by AH73 May 12, 2011

facebookakke

When someone's Facebook page (generally an attractive female's) is covered in thirsty posts and comments from would be suitors.

I decided not to go out with her because when I creeped on her profile it was straight up Facebookakke.

by Cameltan78 October 6, 2017

facebookal

facebook with "al" at the end

and yeah i dig your cyber-bullying, i knew you couldnt go too long before you felt the need to degrade me via some method of communication, whether it be verbal, physical, or facebookal.

by alexc. July 4, 2008

facebooklessness

1. The state in which many foreigners find themselves when they arrive to internet-censored countries such as China.

2. Freedom

1. "I'm sick of this facebooklessness"

2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."

by yizzle-sizzle. April 24, 2011