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Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.
Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!
by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011
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facejacking

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.
"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."
by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010
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facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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facebucket

Grandma - I finally got a facebucket! Now I can add you and send you virtual birthday gifts and invites to stupid groups to annoy the crap out of you. YAY!
Me -....yay?
by stillaudreyesque November 10, 2009
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facejacked

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.
"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."
by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009
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facebanking

the act of masturbating over friends on facebook
'' hey matt what took you so long to reply to my message''
'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
by daniel75iv August 4, 2012
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facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.
"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.
by metal power February 12, 2010
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