Shotgun Face Lift

To blow someone's head off with 12 gauge buckshot.

Usually said to one of two people:

A. Someone who is extremely unpleasant to be around. A.K.A. a douche bag.

or.

B. A person that is soo hideous that the only way to improve their looks is to blow their head off.

Francis: Wow, that girl is extremely ugly.

Cindy: I'll say! That bitch needs a Shotgun Face Lift.

Francis: I've got a few rounds of buckshot left in my truck. I'll be right back.

by zachary_MIDWEST November 15, 2009

salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.

Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.

by JamButty June 30, 2017

chicester face lift

A chicester face lift comes from the townie culture.It is where the female variety of toenie scrap the often badly bleached and geled hair back so tight from theirs faces it lifts the skin to achieve a cheap face lift. One often wonders when the hairstyle is removed at night, weather the face collaspes into a heap of wrinkles with out its carefully engineered support.

A face lift without sugery!!!

by i_am_a_pirate December 1, 2004

hillbilly face lift

When you manipulate the bent broken pieces of your smashed up ride back to there original form.

"Hey Jimbob i thought you got into an accident?" " I did but i gave my truck a Hillbilly Face lift. Now you can't even tell."

by Hick Doc January 7, 2017

Croydon face lift

Derived from the actions of famous supermodel Kate Moss.

The action of scraping your hair back so tightly into a pony tail and as a result, lifting the face.

You know girl, i got me a Croydon Face lift!

by ChrissytheBlack July 25, 2011

amphibian face lift

a process where one is punched in the face
and then drowned

coined from the song "shapeshift"

i will punch you in the mouth and then i will drown you
amphibian face lift

by -_+*+_- December 10, 2010

Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.

Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.

by Shawl collah December 7, 2018