chicester face lift

A chicester face lift comes from the townie culture.It is where the female variety of toenie scrap the often badly bleached and geled hair back so tight from theirs faces it lifts the skin to achieve a cheap face lift. One often wonders when the hairstyle is removed at night, weather the face collaspes into a heap of wrinkles with out its carefully engineered support.
A face lift without sugery!!!
by i_am_a_pirate December 01, 2004
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hillbilly face lift

When you manipulate the bent broken pieces of your smashed up ride back to there original form.
"Hey Jimbob i thought you got into an accident?" " I did but i gave my truck a Hillbilly Face lift. Now you can't even tell."
by Hick Doc December 22, 2016
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Croydon face lift

Derived from the actions of famous supermodel Kate Moss.

The action of scraping your hair back so tightly into a pony tail and as a result, lifting the face.
by ChrissytheBlack July 25, 2011
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hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .
Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.
by purple skull July 02, 2010
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council estate face lift

A derogatory term used to describe girls who cannot afford a face lift (trailer trash, council estates). It is characterised by girls who tie all their back very tightly into a pony tail, thus achieving a look similar to a face lift.
I see that scum-bag has a council estate face lift
by DiddlySquat2 May 21, 2008
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Jerusalem Face Lift

This is when a Jewish man goes down on a goyem, wraps her legs around his head, stands up, dons a suit and tie, and goes out to dinner with his parents. Avec said goy strapped to his face.
Wow, my parents will be surprised when I show up to dinner with a Jerusalem Face Lift. They will see how happy I am and understand.
by Shawl collah December 08, 2018
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amphibian face lift

a process where one is punched in the face
and then drowned

coined from the song "shapeshift"
i will punch you in the mouth and then i will drown you
amphibian face lift
by -_+*+_- December 09, 2010
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