Dick Face

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

dick face

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."

by Eric "Dick Face" July 11, 2007

the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it

Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn

by urbandick27 October 3, 2013

Dick Face

A rude person .

Person 1: "hey, can i have a hug?"
Clay: "no!"
Person 1: "DICK FACE!" =(

by Yo Momman! January 22, 2009

dick face

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.

He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.

by biskit October 27, 2004

Dick face

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face

"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"

by alkapone November 3, 2009

Dick Face

A Dick Face is somebody you meet thats chill but when you really meet them they are a big back of squidgy dicks.

Fuck off you two faced Dick face!

by 1237373_user January 2, 2017