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Facecase cracker

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn
That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker
by Davedale August 18, 2019
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Facecation

Changing check-in location on Facebook and posting from places or cities you would like to travel to. Posting a virtual vacation on Facebook.
5 minutes ago in Memphis, TN. *while sitting at home*= facecation
by Tricky1234 March 10, 2013
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facecag

When a girl has a nice body but her face cags it
Robert: Melanie has a nice body.

Joshua: Yeah but have you seen her face? Total facecag.
by dilw nebur September 22, 2014
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fucaca

A polite way of calling someone a shithead, a fuckhead, a fuckwit or a fucktard. Portmanteau of fuck and caca.
Nobody likes Chris, as he is an absolute fucaca.
by Robert Sanvagene August 17, 2019
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Facecasting

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.
Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.
by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009
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Facecake

Too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your cock. Finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead.
Make a wish bitch, you just got facecaked!
by Bakers 1/2 Dozen November 26, 2011
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facacked

1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
by sassfactory October 1, 2008
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