eyeometer

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

by NICK B October 8, 2004

eye opener

Doing a one and one of coke. Usually refers to the first one and one or when done upon waking up.

Yo, I can't get going this morning, I can sure use me an eye opener

by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 11, 2010

Turkish Eye Opener

A hot cup of Turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. It's effect is strong and fast.

I have no plans for today. I gonna make myself a nice cup of Turkish eye opener.

by hakoOo January 18, 2008

eye opener

1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.

2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.

I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.

by Putting the Cock in Cocktail October 22, 2010

eye opener

A drink consumed whilst on route to a club or bar.

"The other's have gone ahead to the bar, so let's just nip in here for an eye opener".

by BGMH October 9, 2011

eye opener

When you are fucking a girl in any way but you pull out and nut in her eyes.

Cumming all over her face sure was an eye opening experience!

by Blue Meanie February 13, 2003

Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!

by Shuaman May 1, 2021