Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"
Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D
by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014
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Emotionally extorted

Emotional extortion is basically blackmail.
Someone who makes demands and threats to manipulative another person to get what they want. It is a form of psychological abuse, causing damage to the victims. Their demands are often intended to control a victim's behavior through unhealthy ways.
Females with A names usually get emotionally extorted.

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(groom or be groomed)
by Alphatrip June 14, 2023
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income extortion

Money you pay into state and federal government for services you never receive and will never receive a refund on.
Just filed my annual income extortion papers with the state and IRS, there's some money I'll never see again.
by LexLover April 03, 2016
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cyber extortion

Cyber Extortion is a new breed of blackmailers that takes various forms, one of which is posting Mug Shots on Google images of individuals irregardless of their innocence and charging a fee to have it removed. These web sites do so under the guise of "public information" but they make no attempt to remove the mug shots of those individuals acquitted, without receiving payment. They are the most loathsome, deplorable parasites imaginable.
BustedMugShots posted an image of Jill from 20 years ago. It mysteriously resurfaced at the same time she was looking for employment. They identify as "internet reputation specialists" but they are nothing more than cyber extortionists.
by cyberwatch April 11, 2017
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Judicial Extortion

When a Judge has the guilty verdict and extremely large fine detrmined on your case before the court case has even started
The $500 Million fine in the case is another example of Judicial Extortion.
by Tax Toad 2 February 20, 2024
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 16, 2023
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 03, 2024
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