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Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"
Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D
by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014
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Emotionally extorted

Emotional extortion is basically blackmail.
Someone who makes demands and threats to manipulative another person to get what they want. It is a form of psychological abuse, causing damage to the victims. Their demands are often intended to control a victim's behavior through unhealthy ways.
Females with A names usually get emotionally extorted.

A cannon event for discord kittens
(groom or be groomed)
by Alphatrip June 13, 2023
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income extortion

Money you pay into state and federal government for services you never receive and will never receive a refund on.
Just filed my annual income extortion papers with the state and IRS, there's some money I'll never see again.
by LexLover June 26, 2016
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Extort Acey Day ( EAD )

May 17th is the day for CS to extort Acey !
Hey man you wanna participate in Extort Acey Day ( EAD ) ?”
“well , yes”
“Great ! May 17th . Don’t miss it .”
by rivenwu April 25, 2025
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...
by the comand'r November 20, 2023
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 2, 2024
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who extorted my pc

44s iconic quote for when his pc wouldn’t turn on, and he’s fucking retarded and thinks blackmail (extortion) means bricking a computer.
who extorted my pc
?
speak
cause i’m known ask my com
by pzmy August 13, 2025
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