New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.

Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.

by Mk the Political Scientist March 3, 2011

Explination

The word that stupid people use instead of explanation.

I feel the need to offer an explination for my behavior last night.

by iam2eeyore September 7, 2009

Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.

Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"

by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022

epiction

A large network filled with teens

Hey, Have you went on epiction?

by Killaura August 20, 2017

Existion

Another plain of existence that cannot be seen or heard or understood its just there. A place where only the open minded are alive

I’m In another Existion of my life

by Ethan Bivins aka WaVeRevolver August 23, 2020

Expitaction

A derogatory term for someone who doesn’t have a life and plays games all day.

Gabe is such an expitaction.
He never gets off Dead by Daylight.

by Biggestrick December 31, 2022

Exportionist

Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.

Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.

Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!

Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.

John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.

Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...

by Wonkabar July 22, 2009