excremation mark

a cross between excremation and exclamation when something is undeniably shit but is equally alarming too

"Hey Joe did you see the x factor winner Leon has gone into the charts at number 2, his song is pap 'excremation mark'"

by tiest-o-holic February 27, 2009

to eat is to excrete

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

by Timothy July 18, 2004

excramate

n. : excramate
v. : to excramate
adj. excramation
bonus : excramation point (shit pulled out of ones ass on the finger and drawn into an exclamation point with an animted "dot" at the bottom) in other words the own.

- sajpp.

n.:You might wanna get that excramate off yo face.
v.: I just excramated all over oneself.
adj.: Thats some excramatory shit nig.
bonus.: What's that, this exclamation point is missing? Suck my dick, "act of an excramation point"...excramation point bitc.

- Sac.

by Patty Sac November 4, 2006

excrepades

An epic bowel movement.

Lisa couldn't go to the party due to her excrepades.

by zoetta1980 June 11, 2013

excremato

Excreta or stool in which ingested food can still be clearly seen - undigested tomato skins for example.

Oh dear - it's an excremato! I'll have to try chewing my food more.

by Epigenie February 5, 2005

excramation mark

An excramation mark is a long brown mark left in the toilet bowl after having taken a huge poo.

Whoa there is a huge excramation mark in this loo!

by violet_ultra June 20, 2014

excremains

When you have to take a shit, but you have no toilet paper - just paper towels. But, you can't flush the paper towels, so you shit in the toilet and then wipe your ass on the paper towels and then put the paper towels in a paper bag in front of you. Then you carry the paper bag with the "excremains" around no matter where you go like a symbol of joy and contentment -- or you can throw it away...but i think that'd be just stupid.

Today, we ran out of toilet paper, but its cool cuz i used my sticktuitiveness to manufacture a rare batch of excremains.

by Red Baron December 17, 2004