1. Occurs where somebody is so excited by something that they promptly defacate. This resultant fecal deposit is known as excritement.
Cryptopsys Lord Worm: I mark my territory with their blood and excritement and adipocere...
Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.
Tims moment had finally arrived, he was going to play at Wembly arena. In his moment of happiness on this occasion he shat himself, excritement was everywhere. A costume change and a quick shower was in order.
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"when shit piles up all over the place"
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"The odour from the cat litter box increases excrementally as The Andersons failed to return from their weekend In Hoboken."
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1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.
On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.
by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008
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2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.
3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.
2. A person who has no thoughts but crappy thoughts.
3. Any person whose cranium is full of excrement from ear to ear.
1. Casey the contractor put on airs that he was a thinker but was just another excrementalist.
2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.
3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.
2. George Bush was the greatest excrementalist ever to serve as president of the U.S.A.
3. Austin the terrorist yard decorator couldn't keep a job, couldn't get girls, only rented from his granny, smoked pot like a chimney and was Santa Rosa's most lame and pitiful excrementalist.
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Get the Excrementally Challenged mug.A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**
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