Ecrapulate

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.

William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity October 16, 2008

Escrapulate

To exit, to remove, to escape, to get da phuck out.

Rich needs to escrapulate dis beeyotch from the car right now!

by MizzWebster January 1, 2017

Encrapsulate

In programming: to contain crappy code within a single object or module.

Bob isn't allowed to touch the shared modules in the application, all of his code must be encrapsulated.

by Todd the Builder November 24, 2009

Extrapulate

to remove or extract in a precise or stratigic manner.

We need to extrapulate the information from the data sheets

by Jon & Heather October 18, 2008

Ecrapulate

When you want to masturbate, but need to shit first, and end up cumming when you start to strain.

"Aww damn it man! I was so ready to jerk it. But I ecrapulated all over the toilet seat"

by SloppyJoseph July 29, 2014

excabulate

to fuck; make love to.

hey babe, want to excabulate?

by darkerthanyou September 23, 2009

encarpulate

The act of lifting a thread or piece of small trash and redepositing it on the floor to give the vacuum cleaner another chance to remove it

I had to encarpulate that dust bunny so I could re-vacuum that area.

by BenaG April 12, 2010