Exasturbator

(Noun, personal, descriptive) Some jerk-off who is so annoying and frustrating as to be an exasturbator.

My unfunny jokes and time-wasting at work got me labeled an exasturbator.

by AveryJuanZacritic March 13, 2020

Exasturbated

When you’ve made things worse for yourself BUT you feel better temporarily

I really exasturbated things by flipping off my boss

by crakerbakers September 28, 2023

exasturbate

1. verb. The act of masturbating when the penis is already sore, usually brought on by a masturbation binge. Continuing to masturbate only exacerbates the pain, hence to exasturbate. Not to be confused with exhausturbate.

2. verb. To make a situation worse by indulging in one's own pleasures.

1.
Guy 1: "I'm so depressed after my recent rejection, I've been masturbating for 2 days straight."
Guy 2: "I know it's hard, but you don't want to exasturbate the problem. Put yourself out there and see what happens."

2.
John only exasturbated the situation when he selfishly ate the last of the group's survival food.

by thewise June 11, 2013

Exasturbate

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

by gulliermo August 23, 2018

exasturbate

Arriving at the enhancement, magnification, or intensification of a feeling alone.

“the fact that I can’t get on Facebook exasturbates my feelings of insecurity”

by furcentre October 05, 2021

Exasturbate

Exasturbate
verb | /ˈɛgˌzæstərˌbeɪt/
1. To theatrically over-stimulate or exaggerate a trait, emotion, or concept often for self-glorification, irony, or attention.
2. To metaphorically “stroke” your own identity, quirks, or aesthetic in a way that’s excessive but intentional.

“He wasn’t mad, he was just exasturbating his persona to stay on-brand.”

“I was joking about sharing Hopsin, btw—I just wanted to exasturbate the STIM in my name.” -stim shady

by Stim Shady April 29, 2025

Exasturbating

A violent form of masturbating

Exacerbate and masturbate = Exasturbate

"Exasturbating the need for exiremetel.er..exa.for environmental justice. sorry i meant it as a bug! heh! "

"A violent form of masturbating."

by Breastfinder November 03, 2020