one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

ex-fetish

To convince yourself (and the people around you) of the thought that "everything" used to be better with and about her/him.
Usually triggered after being turned down or a sudden realization of having been single for some time. Often starts of at a bar or café, resulting in excessive drinking and pondering.

People suffering from an ex-fetish often bore the people around them with stories from "the old days" when she/he was still around.

Example 1;
Dude #1: Check out the back on that honey!
Dude #2: Meh.. Sara's was much sweeter.
Dude #1: Dude, you didn't even look.. Do I detect an ex-fetish?

Example 2;
Dude #1: Dude, you want a beer?
Dude #2: -Sighs- I remember how Sara really loved her beer. I recall this one day when the both of us decided to..
Dude #1: -cuts off- Ex-fetish alarm! Just shut up and drink your beer!

by WandererMittens January 10, 2009

Ex-Files

The act of talking or obsessing about ex-girlfriends/boyfriends or ex-spouse. This phenomenon typically happens when the person talking has had a recent breakup and is looking for sympathy or answers. Also a great way to end a date.

Wow, the date was going really good until she started opening up the ex-files.

by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008

ex-flex

A former lover who then became a friend, but who is presently neither.

I don't want to go to the party if my ex-flex is going to be there.

by Kaichester August 29, 2009

Ex-fling

ex-fling is when you hooked up with someone in the past

Jessica: is that your ex-fling?!
Amira: yes and imma fuck him again

by Squidyya December 28, 2021

ex fag

An ex fag is a self-hating celibate homosexual that believes that homosexuality is a disorder (usually in a religious context).

After going to his old church he realized he was an ex fag.

by Mikeys April 13, 2008

Ex Friend

1.Someone who you wish would realise their mistake
2."When being right is more important than being friend then that's the end of being friends"

"If they were really your friend they wouldn't want you to apologize" "I want to be your friend again! I'm sick of being a Ex Friend!"

by cheryIblossom June 12, 2018