A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
by Captain Johnson May 04, 2008
by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008
The act of cooling your genitals with two Ziploc bags full of ice before having sex, so the first contact is frosty and unsuspecting.
I went out with this girl, had a couple drinks, then we went back to my place, ba da bing ba da boom, gave her the Eskimo Pie.
by ArcherA June 02, 2021
A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.
Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.
Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!
Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!
by Wolfedogg April 04, 2008
The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.
"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"
"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
by Mustang Billy February 10, 2010
When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.
by Ninjalord October 27, 2009
by Ohtobeanicki February 13, 2020