An Erke is a special kid who gets on with the best girls and persons in an area. Erke always cares for another and is a unique person who mostly can get on with most of the people except hoes. He is not just unique in social ways, Erke has many awesome abilities too. Although an Erke can be a real pain in the ass as well. He sometimes is so good at games that you just wanna kill him.
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Get the eskeddit mug.Erkida is someone beautiful and very shy with eyes that you can get lost in. She looks like a mermaid and every guy wants to be with her . She has the best grades at school and is really anxious about her future that forgets to live the present.She really cares about other people and she will be there anytime to help them. Even tho she is kind,sweet, shy and Gorgeous she can be a heartless bitch. She loses feelings very fast and every guy she has dated, hated her at first. She always makes excuses to stay at home instead of going out with her stunning friends. She cant even play Boardgames without reading the rules 10 times.She is also obsessed with pink like a 10 year old. She is stupid and you have to explain everything 2 times in order for her to understand it (or predend she does).
-She said she loved me yesterday but now she doesnt respond my texts dude.
-She must have Erkida syndrome
-She must have Erkida syndrome
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