Equalizer

A person who is calm in dangerous situations. His violent nature will always make him win fights. When someone calls themselves an equalizer, it means they will always make sure they will always win fights. No matter the consequences.

Thomas is an equalizer.

by sillybastardtrixrforkids October 30, 2023

The Great Equalizer

The technique of groinal destruction that eliminates any difference in skill and power levels between men and women when it comes to fighting. A swift kick or punch to the male crotch.

Karen unleashed the Great Equalizer and quickly ended the fight despite Ken being 6' 8" with retard strength

by Escanors sandwich August 20, 2020

Chaplin Equalizer

To put two fingers in a girls vagina along with your penis to make up for its small size

Timmy had to you the Chaplin equalizer because it was super cold

by chapbobbilly November 21, 2014

acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 6, 2004

The Great Equalizer

1.)A man that uses girls for money and then never talks to them after he gets the money.

2.)seductive man who uses hes sex appeal to exploit women.

3.)The male version of a gold digger.

The Great Equalizer uses women for their money.

by The Great Equalizer February 8, 2006

The Great Equalizer

A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.

Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!

Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!

by Lawrence K. March 23, 2010

The Great Equalizer

1.) sex
2.) nudity

3.) pooping
5.) death

Everybody does it.

I thought I would feel insecure but the great equalizer was that we were about to all be arrested.

by Nick stryker November 29, 2016