equator

the equator is like a hula hoop for the earth

the earth has an equator

by foreveronly November 3, 2022

Ecuadorian cheese

Ecuadorian cheese is cheese that is cheesy and kind of salty. It tasty delicious. Mmm. Best cheese ever! It goes great on rice or in tortilla balls made of corn.

Fernando: Ecuadorian cheese is the best cheese ever!

Samantha: Yes! Delicious!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 16, 2023

Ecuadorian

A person from Ecuador or of Ecuadorian decent. Ecuadorians are some of the sexist people alive and are very proud of their latin culture.

Ecuadorians are sexy as hell man.

by LovelyLatina December 31, 2006

Equator Penis Measuring System

The Equator Penis Measuring System (EPMS) is the system that gives an approximation of one's penis size. Generally speaking, the closer you live to the Ecuador, the larger your penis is. For example, Africans and Latin Americans living on the equator will have penises measuring around 11 or 12 inches hard, while the English and Scottish living up north have penises measuring 3 inches flaccid, or up to 5 inches hard. There are also intermediate points. Italians, for example, have penises about 6 inches flaccid, and 8 inches hard.

Example of the Equator Penis Measuring System

Canadian: Eh, my penis is aboot 3 inches.

Italian: What's a matta you, uh?? I got a 8 inch sausage! It could slap you and break-a your face!!

Black guy: Y'all niggas is small. I got 12 inches up in this muthafucka. Y'all my bitches now. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

by rogerthewhale March 8, 2013

ecuador

Home to the original Inca Empire most beautiful galapagos islands, and monument dedicated to the equator. Lead exporter of bananas and petroleum. (among many other things)

Where else can you stand on the equator, eat the purest banana, and walk where Atahualpa, Pizarro, and Darwin came in awe of the garden of eden (ecuador).

The Spanish came in with their wips and raped the shit out of ecuador. Stole their gold, raped the women, and destroyed a celestial empire made in the mountains.

by toryall May 29, 2004

Ecuadorable

adjective:

Anything in, from or pertaining to Ecuador that is adorable.

Dermot: I saw those photos of you two in Ecuador. You guys looked adorable, or should I say, Ecuadorable.

Jarvis and Lolita in unison: Shut up, Dermot.

by DicksInDisguise August 29, 2017

Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit

The action of whipping someone with feces (of usually the solid form) in a sock.

Did you see Josh hit Bethany with an Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit at that party last night?

by Jack Fitzy September 14, 2018