Eoin

Eoin is always a usually a 6 foot + guy . Eoin is mostly Ginger. All Eoins have big penises , it’s a fact. Usually 10+ inches , don’t fight it it’s the truth . He is a funny , chatty , sound lad

Man I want to sit on Eoin badly

by chepdmrl February 13, 2020

Eoin

Eoin is a simple person. He usually likes simple things like uncle bens. He tries to be ambitious and most of the time succeeds (for example: making bread from scratch). Eoin is a guy that’ll get your dirty jokes and will most likely tell you to stop, because he can get very awkward very easily, but don’t let this put you off a guy you meet named Eoin because he’s meh 😂

He is so meh today, so Eoiny!

by Whodoyouthink?? May 5, 2019

Eoin

One of a mass of people with the same name who all have the tendency to hate one another, due of course to the shared name. Even they think we should start killing off some of the Eoins, for there are far too many around...

There are too many Eoin's around, what do you say we... dispose of... a few of them?

by Noel... October 20, 2010

Eoin

Man with large penis. Destroyer of worlds. King of kings.

Girl: Eoin’s ass is so phat I want a squeeze

Girl 2: Aye same

by Toe Mater September 7, 2020

Eoin

Dirty, blonde haired (comma optional) guy from Ireland. Plays guitar in repeat. Is known for terrible jokes. Had dreadlocks and height deficiency now has dreadlock deficiency and height.

"Wheelchairs are fun, especially when youve just pushed the owner out of them."

"What are you talking about? Equality? You're a woman for a reason, now where's my food?"

by El capitan January 22, 2005

Eoin

Eoin is a cool guy and is good at climbing. He is caring and kind and has great hair. He is an amazing footballer and usually a defender. He is talented and can kick you over a fence if you call him ee- oin. He has blonde hair and green eyes and can run faster than than a cheatah

Person 1:Damm bruh Eoin just kicked jimmy off that bridge
Person 2: Probs called him ee-oin again

by Supmyman123 December 1, 2019

Eoin

Eoin always looks amazing no matter what he wears, it could be jeans, a T-shirt, even a dress, but he will rock it better than anyone you've ever seen. He is incredibly intelligent and is almost always correct. Unfortunately due to the law of equivalent exchange to compensate for his all-round brilliance his penis is always disappointingly small (think below 6")

damn you're looking fine Eoin

by NotEoin January 12, 2021