eunuch

A eunuch is someone who has their balls cut off before puberty and possibly might not be able to mature their voice or go through puberty fully. There is nothing to be ashamed about to being a eunuch. They were found as far back as to the Byzantine Empire, and even Egyptians.

An example of a eunuch would be Justin Bieber, and he's not even from Italy, Turkey, or Egypt! He's from Canada! A Canadian eunuch!

by firstblockhhs March 10, 2011

Eunuchorn

n. a eunuch unicorn. A unicorn that has been neutered, castrated, etc. An impotent unicorn.

Person 1: Dude that unicorn has a schlong but no balls!

Person 2: Oh, that because it's a Eunuchorn.

Unicorn 1: I hate this. I have no desire to mate with other unicorns and my energy levels have suffered greatly.

Unicorn 2: That's to be expected; your nuts are gone and you're a Eunuchorn now.

by Chick-fil-a-changler November 17, 2010

That tap is like a Eunuch's cock

Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.

Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.

by Elburno February 18, 2008

Ennchael

Ennchael is the ship between Ennard and Michael afton. BRO THEIR ENNERGY IS GAY AS FRICK!!!!!

How could you not ship them💀

Hey so do you know who Ennard is??
You meant Michael's bf? Yea ik they are called Ennchael ;)

by Kiribabe April 22, 2021

eunuchorn

The eunuchorn is the saddest animal. Ever.

My girlfriend told me off in front of all of my friends. I felt like a eunuchorn.

by Santeru August 30, 2006

eunuch

eunuch >noun a man who has been castrated.
-ORIGIN Greek eunoukhos 'bedroom guard' (eunuchs were formerly employed to guard the women's living areas at an oriental court).

One might confuse cowardly men for eunuchs. In fact, they HAVE balls and have forgotten how to use them properly

by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004

eunuch

castrated male! normally has a very ncie singing voice though!

"you're not a eunuch are you?"

"hes no one, my mothers uncles aunties son...lovely singing voice though....EUNUCH!" (both quoted from POTC (if unsure see definition))

by founder of the eunuch society July 31, 2005